Oh, It Hurts to Breathe
Weston was known for the firm but genital hold he had on his men. It was one of the reasons he was chosen for this mission over six other equally qualified men.
The afternoon was very calm but consolidated. The birds were singing but were not blithesome.
He groped in his trousers and came up with a dirty piece of trash which I thought he'd just throw away.
"Be good," he called after her as he bit back the tears in his eyes.
Instinctively, without thinking about it, he grabbed the woman and hugged her and then gave her breasts a couple of playful pinches. "Commander please," she said as she blushed and began yodeling.
Honestly, this is just a sampling. You're going to have to follow the link to see the rest of these howlers!
4 Comments:
I read yours, then followed the link and read the rest to my husband. OMG, I feel frickin brilliant now! LOL!
Thanks for the wake up!
Dee
By 
Dee Tenorio, at
10:58 AM
Yes... the yodel-odel-aye-eee-whooing got me too.
By Angela's Designs, at
7:05 AM
Oh man, those were laughoutloud funny. Thanks for sharing! I shall never doubt my writing abililties again!
By Kristen Painter, at
8:37 AM
Ok, I confess--my fav was the guy with the firm but genital hold on his men... :-O
I'd actually seen this before your post, and was HURTING myself, gleefully lmao...
But then, I hate the idea of somebody possibly laughing at something I wrote, so I stopped.
(And holding it in was even MORE painful!)
By 
, at
1:08 PM