One likes the cemetery tag
One likes the grimoire tag
One likes both
And one thinks I'm just an unusually strange person. (I may be atypical, but I don't consider myself unusually strange.)
How about a famous quote? Or does that just make it look like I can't come up with my own?
If I did, I'd probably use Dorothy Parker: "Wit has truth in it. Wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."
Can you make up half with one quote and half with another and then hand them out randomly?
I like the first quote better but that is just me.